ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
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You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
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You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
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