ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
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I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
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Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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