Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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