Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
rough night. sneezed a watermelon seed this morning and apparently I drunk dialed my boss for a ride home. twice.
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
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