so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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