discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
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somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
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I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
Staff meetings will be awkward since my boss and I both did the new intern
Maybe she doesn’t know you did him
Oh she definitely knows - it was a threesome
Please tell me you’re not taking life advice from porn scripts again
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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