Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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