Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
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I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
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Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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