You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
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