You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
I just made out with a guy for $7.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
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I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
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If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
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