Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
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He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
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My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
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