Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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