he shaved USA in his pubs
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
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he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
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I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
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