A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
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Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
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i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
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