He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
did i walk over a car last night?
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
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