But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
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You came to the right person.
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