next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
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