There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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