no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
Dick very happy bro
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