please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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