I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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