if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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