just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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