Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
Randomize
