I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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