names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
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