Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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