remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
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i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
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Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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