I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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