Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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