I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Randomize
