I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
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We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
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Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
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