All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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