I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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