Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
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