At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
is that a dick in a sweater?
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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