fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
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Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
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you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
tell me about the fingering
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