Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
You're like the curious george of whores
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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