idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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