so explain again why im purple
no
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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