i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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