i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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