You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
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is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
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I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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