If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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