i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
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and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Just high enough for therapy.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
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Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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