THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
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How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
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Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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