Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
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please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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