I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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