Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
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