Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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