weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
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