is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i just bought a vibrator and the cashier says "have fun with that." i didnt realise what he said so i responded "you too." and then he gave me his number...
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
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Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
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guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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