from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
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I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
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Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
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